1. sharkolympics:

    this is now my favorite photoset in the entire world.

    (Source: nomedarisa, via thebeedoofirefighter)

     
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  3. wonderxbread:

    sn4ke-eyes:

    The loop is too fucking perfect.

    i could just sit here and watch this for forever

    (Source: jackxiii, via purenavyseal)

     
  4. hands down, still the best pick-up line i’ve heard in my life.

    (Source: ohyeahfriendsyeah, via thebeedoofirefighter)

     
  5. world-shaker:

    [leaves this here and backs away]

    (via youmakemenumb)

     
  6. outbids:

    Personal

    (via heartrate)

     
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  9. overlysassybitch:

    tundrasretreat:

    Great Dane is Stuck in the Tub

    AOSJDAOSJD BABY

    Ok, it’s so big I didn’t realise it was a bathtub until I read it.

    (Source: im-cool-like-that, via intensional)

     
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  11. Turn ons:

    nothingbutaduckling:

    dontberough:

    • Seeing someone bite their lower lip
    • Having someone bite my lower lip
    • Being pinned against a wall
    • Back scratches 
    • Hickeys
    • Neck kissing
    • Neck biting
    • Putting my hand where you want to be touched
    • Heavy breathing
    • Moaning
    • Seeing your reaction
    • Secretly teasing one another in puplic
    • Booty
    • Boobs

    No…but these are ALL of my turn ons, wtf?

    (via intoxicate-my-blood)

     
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  13. If someone cheats on you they do not love you, remember that. If someone cheats on you they do not care about you as much as they say they do. If someone cheats on you it means that for a split second you were off their mind long enough for them to put another person in arms that should only be for you. If someone cheats on you, dear god, I hope you don’t go back to them because you are worth so much more than that.

    (Source: calligraphicwaves, via thebeedoofirefighter)

     
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